Train's 'Hey Soul Sister' rears its unavoidable head as the glee clubs competed at Sectionals.By Jim Cantiello
New Directions perform at Sectionals in the "Special Education" episode of "Glee"
Photo: FOX
Finally, the "Glee" kids (and some seniors) competed at Sectionals in this week's "Special Education" episode. And as great as New Directions' take on "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" and "Dog Days Are Over," were there was one track that won't get out of our heads. Sing along, if you dare!
Hey-ey. Ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey,
I really hate that f---ing Train song, it's so annoying!
Hey ey. Ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey,
Even charming Darren Criss can't get me to enjoy it.
Want it to die in a fiery death,
But it's like crystal meth,
I'm all out of breath,
Hatred through my veins
Every time it finally clears
From in between my ears,
"Hey Soul Sister" rears
It's ugly head remains.
The Warblers did a two-step dance that made me wanna cry.
Hey Train, it's time you said, "Bye bye!"
[Jim speaks]
Haven't you made enough money, guys?
[Singing]
Mr. Schue switches up some things:
Blondies get a leading spot in the competition,
Rachel's lack of solo stings.
She doesn't like playing second fiddle (lots of bitching).
New Directions lost a man.
They need 12 to compete.
This is really quite the crisis.
Puck formulates a plan,
But it backfires, until he finds one Lauren Zises.
They sing while walking down the aisle,
But listen, honey child,
This isn't worth our while.
They did the same last year.
Dirty dancing brings the crowd to their feet,
But how did they compete
Next to these antiques
Singing "The Living Years"?
New Directions and Warblers move on 'cause it ended in a tie.
(Cop out!)
I hope those old folks never die.
Now Kurt's in a blue uniform
He got hazed by the Warblers
They make him bird-sit.
His reception is lukewarm.
They shut down his ideas,
Which is kinda bullsh--.
Oh, it's so full of irony
That he can finally be
Who he wants to be
As long as he blends in.
He leans on Rachel's musicality.
Oh yeah, they're now besties!
You just know how "Glee" switches who are friends.
Santana told Rachel that she and Finn had a good time,
Which led to even more Rachel whine.
Will invited Emma to the show.
She told him, "Sorry, no."
Got hitched in Vegas, though.
Stamos scored a bride.
Will is bummed when he hears the news,
But listen to me, dude,
Don't act all confused 'cause ...
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it!
Don't be sad, the "Glee" kids will just sing on it!
The dog days are over, put some swing on it!
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it!
[To the melody of "Single Ladies"]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Transitions into the melody of "Hey Soul Sister"]
TRAIN!!!!!
Which was your favorite song on this week's "Glee"? Talk about it in the comments.
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